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Bei Norma...

...da gibt es schon Osterhasen! OSTERHASEN! Anfang Januar!!

Etwas lustiges geht diesen Abend vor sich: In Vodafone's Angebot an Kabelfernsehen ist auf dem SD-Kanal von der ARD RT International draufgeschalten.
(Normalerweise ist der erst im Paket "Vodafone Basic TV Cable" enthalten - wird also verschlüsselt ausgestrahlt und man muss ein entsprechendes Senderpaket dazubuchen.)

Ein Schelm, der Böses dabei denkt - gerade weil die ARD durch RT ausgetauscht wurde?
(Der HD-Kanal der ARD strahlt schließlich das gewöhnliche Programm des Ersten aus.)

In diesen Tagen eine wohl humoristisch, aber durchaus ernst angedachte Frage: Bei all dem, was in Italien an Leid passiert, in welchem Erdloch seines Landes hat sich eigentlich der potentielle Hochrisikopatient Silvio Berlusconi vor Covid-19 versteckt?

How many millionaires does it take to screw a bulb in?
Countless - because each millionaire is too lazy and thinks it's plebs' work to do such a thing.

Wie nennt man einen Veganer noch? - Fleisch aus Pflanzen.
(What do you call a vegan as well? - Meat made from plants.)

Wie bekommt man einen Smombie dazu, Fitnesstraining zu machen?
Laufband an, nicht zu schnell, und dann lass ihn auf sein Handy starren.
(How do you get a smombie to do fitness training?
Switch on the treadmill, adjust a slow tempo, and then let him stare on his phone.)

Seriously, never anybody thought about the literal meaning of such a brand like "blend-a-dent"?

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questionoftheday asks: What's the scariest or most disturbing thing you have ever come across on the internet? (question submitted by firewhispers)


My answer: In terms of "haunted, it would be definitely something like Silent Hill 4. Why? A game which has ghosts in it that follow you all around, harm you and which you can't kill, then there's a serial killer guy running around trying to complete an occult ritual which supposedly is dead, and selected people get drawn into a strange parallel dimension, before they die, which you can strangely enter through a hole in your bathroom wall - then there's definitely some haunting going on on your harddisk.

Other than that, joking aside: The real scary shit of the internet is humans. You know why?
If they perceive you as some object that opposes their opinion and if they feel you as a threat to them, in combination with that, then they're able to produce an inner cinema that makes you ask "Now, what the heck did just go broken??". Accusing you of all kind of stuff which you never said, did or revealed about you, throwing bullshit phrases at you like a Gatling-type machine gun - if it wouldn't be that disturbing, stress your nerves or possibly have other kinds of consequences for you, it was a good comedy show. Seriously.
(Pretty revealing too about the character you just deal with, by the way, in terms of their own prejudices and narrowmindedness.)

It's that time of the year again.
Somebody noticed?

Gibt es eigentlich auch Blondinenwitze über männliche Blondinen?


Do actually blonde jokes about blonde males exist?

Stores get tested that need no cashier - and when do they test enterprises without CEOs?

Die Gänse und die Enten lugen schon fröhlich aus der Tiefkühltruhe...